I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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