The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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