we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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