no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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