i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
and you fell through a lawn chair
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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