yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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