Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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