The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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