Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Duck Duck Cougar?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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