My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
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I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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