is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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