One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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