I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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