That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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