I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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