why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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