Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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