This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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