Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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