Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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