I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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