Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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