I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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