i just google imaged poop.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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