so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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