The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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