I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
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