maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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