no. you can't hotbox the world.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
