In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
