I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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