the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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