i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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