No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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