new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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