My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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