Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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