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• (301): View more from Maryland

  she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.

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