I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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