Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize
