Only a mothe r could love this liver
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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