their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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