bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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