Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
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I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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