Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Randomize
