Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Shame - the story of my life.
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