We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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