But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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