Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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