just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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