I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I party with great urgency now.
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