Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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