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You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Can I color on your dick again?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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