if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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