pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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