I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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