Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
